Nice Makeup

Daughter: “Look! I used makeup!”

Son: “Cool…Uh, well, you look like you drew on your face.”

Daughter: “No (giggles) I used makeup.”

Son: “Okay. Uh. You used makeup to draw on your face.”

Daughter: “I used a brush and my fingers.”

Son: “Okay. Listen. You got it all over your face.”

Daughter: “Ma! He said I drew on my face!”

Son: “Uh.” (heavy sigh) “Nice makeup”

Daughter runs away happy he said nice makeup.