Kid Interview

Daughter - 4

Son - 8

1. If you won a million dollars, what would you buy?

D- A seed to grow flowers

S- I would buy a mansion and a Viking sized bed

2. How long does it take to get to the beach?

D- 89 seconds

S- uh, I don’t know. 90 hours maybe.

3. What does Mom always say to you?

D- No

S- Yes

4. What job would you like to do when you grow up?

D- I want to poop scoop

S- To be a hard worker like daddy

5. Who is the strongest person?

D- Bubby

S- Daddy

6. Where do babies come from?

D- Babies come from cribs

S- Bellies

7. At what age do you become a grownup?

D- 10 years old

S- You have to be 35, 65, or 75, who cares? It has to be away from the teens though.

8. What’s the worst rule I have?

D- Bad guys

S- Poop scooping

9. What wild animal do you like?

D- A lion, and a monkey

S- Well, my favorite animal is, panther

10. What would you do if you couldn’t find your underwear?

D- Poop

S- I would put on a diaper I guess

11. If you could eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?

D- Candy

S- Chocolate

12. How much does it cost to buy a house?

D- 25 minutes

S- Maybe 2,000 to 35,000

13. Who do you hang out with all the time?

D- Leo

S- Sis

14. What song makes you want to dance?

D- Ballet songs

S- Pirates of The Caribbean

15. What are you scared of?

D- I’m scared of shadows

S- Momo

16. What is your favorite game to play?

D- I like hide and seek

S- Mortal Kombat, Pokémon and sometimes Borderlands

17. What's your favorite color?

D- Pink and purple

S- Red and black

18. How old is your Mom?

D- 25 minutes

S- 65

19. How old is your Dad?

D- 3 years old

S- 75

20. Who is the president?

D- Daddy

S- President Joe Biden

21. What kind of car do you want when you grow up?

D- My car

S- I want a Mustang with a really fast motor in it

22. Where do you want to live when you grow up?

D- I wanna live in a dog house

S- The woods. I would put a tent down there

23. Who is your best friend?

D- Bubby

S- Owen