Es Pen

Son: "Mama, what's Es-pen?"

Me: "What? Say it again."

Son: "Es-pen"

Me: "Use it in a sentence."

Son: "Uh, what's Es-pen?"

Me: "That doesn't help me. Where did you see it?"

Son: "The TV."

Me: "Spell it."

Son: "E-S-P-N"

Me: "Oh, thats ESPN not Es-pen"