See Ya Never
Daughter: if you don’t play with me I’ll put you in jail
Me: if you put me in jail how would I be able to play with you anyways?
Daughter: (angry face, “slams” my jail cell door and “locks” it) See ya never
A Booger's Home
Daughter with her finger up her nose: Don't worry Ma, I'm going to pick this out and put it back in it's home. Me: Put what back in it's home Daughter: My booger. It's home is in my mouth. Me: Ew, don't do that. Daughter: But I like my boogers, they taste good
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