A Butthole Of Dead Rats
Husband sneak farts in the car.
Me - Little girl pooped
Husband side eyes me and smirks.
Me - THAT WAS YOU!
Son - EW! It smells like a butthole of dead rats!
Truth, son. Truth.
Baby Boobies
Son - You look scary Daughter - Im not scared of Annabelle Son - Shes not scary. YOU creep me out Daughter - Do I even look scary? Son- Yeah. Your boobies are scary Daughter - I only have baby boobies
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