A Butthole Of Dead Rats

Husband sneak farts in the car.

Me - Little girl pooped

Husband side eyes me and smirks.

Me - THAT WAS YOU!

Son - EW! It smells like a butthole of dead rats!
Truth, son. Truth.

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