The Song Of My People

Husband sneak farts in the car. Me - Little girl pooped Husband side eyes me and smirks. Me - THAT WAS YOU! Son - EW! It smells like a butthole of dead rats! Truth, son. Truth.

Daughter: “Call mamaw?” Me: “No we can’t call mamaw it’s not even 7am, that’s too early to call anyone” Daughter: “I call mamaw?” Me: “No you cannot call mamaw” Daughter: “Oh.....Papaw?”

  Son - Jesus sends good people to Heaven right? Me - That’s what the Bible says Son - So did Jesus create bank robbers? Me - Well…yes. Son - Do bank robbers go to Heaven? Me - Well according to the Bible, no. If people do bad things knowing they’re bad, then they don’t go to Heaven unless they ask God for forgiveness of their sinful behavior. Son - Where do they go if they don’t go to Heaven? Me - A place called Hell Son - What’s Hell? Me - According to the Bible, it’s a place Jesus created for bad people who continue to do bad things even though they know what they’re doing is wrong. It’s all on fire, and they burn on fire for all eternity which means forever and all of the days (this is how Son describes all of time) Son sits in his thoughts Son - What the heck? Jesus created people who do bad things? Me - Well according to the Bible a guy named The Devil fell from Heaven to prey on the people of earth to turn them evil and get them to go to Hell Son - Jesus created the entire u...