The Song Of My People

Son: It really makes me angry I had to watch an LOL surprise video before watching my actual video. Me: When I was your age they had like 3-4 commercials every ten minutes when you watched a show. Son: What the? Me: Yeah, and there was no search, play, or pause button. Son: How did you watch the shows you liked? Me: You planned your day accordingly so you could be at the tv at the specific time your show came on, and hid the remote so no one else could watch tv when you wanted.

Daughter is trying to hurl insults and threats after being sent to her room: "Come here you licorice! Or I'll never play with you again!"

Daughter is throwing a tantrum in her bedroom, screaming and crying. Son: Good Lord, she is crying like she's pushing a baby out her butt

 The Son, early  in the morning, before a creature has stirred: "Alexa, play 'The Final Countdown' by Europe" Get amped kid. Get so amped.

Daughter : Look, you can’t be a ballerina Son: I don't want to be a ballerina Daughter: Well, you can't be a ballerina because you don't have a tutu like me Son: I don't want a tutu, those are for girls Daughter: You're a laaaaaaaady (does a jump and twirls then falls bc socks on wood floors) Son: he he, that's what you get for calling me a girl Daughter: Ma! He said 'he he' at me when I fell, and I told him not to laugh at me, so I'm going to give him vergat (vinegar) Happy Tuesday.