The Song Of My People

Today I laid our daughter down for a nap.  She took her diaper off and pooped on the floor. She then proceed to climb back in bed and nap with no diaper. Of course I didn't discover any of this until after she woke up from her nap. My family is a circus.

Today our main bathroom toilet overflowed because it wouldn't quit running. Two inches of water was on the floor before I realized what was happening. Got it all cleaned up, sanitized, the whole she-bang. Our daughter, who is potty training, goes to said bathroom. She successfully gets the diaper and pants off, pees on the floor, sits on the toilet, and poops in the toilet. Back to sanitizing...

On Wacky Tacky Tuesday, our son went to school wearing what he had chosen: a Master Chief costume from Halo, a black and red Spider-Man cape, and a pair of underwear on the outside. I got a call from the assistant principle saying he asked our son to take the underwear off because it was causing disruption in the classroom. Everyone was laughing and couldn’t quit talking about it apparently. Even the older kids were saying they wanted to do that. Our son wasn’t in trouble, the assistant principle just wanted to end the disruption. When our son got home I asked him what happened: “Everyone thought my outfit was cool and wouldn’t calm down”