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I Wanted To Smell it

Son: Uh, mom. Sis is peeing in a cup. Me: What? Son: Yeah she has a cup and is holding it in the toilet under her butt Me: Okay….(goes into the bathroom) Sis what are you doing? Daughter: Peeing in a cup Me: What in the world for? Daughter: I wanted to see what pee looks like Me: You can see that in the toilet Daughter: I wanted to smell it too
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You're An Old Lady, Ma

Daughter trying to tickle my feet Me: Don't tickle my feet Daughter: It wasn't me it was my baby Me: Please don't tickle my feet, it hurts Daughter: I thought grannies liked to have their feet tickled? Me: Wait what? I'm not an old lady Daughter: Yes you are. You're an old lady ma.
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A Booger's Home

Daughter with her finger up her nose: Don't worry Ma, I'm going to pick this out and put it back in it's home. Me: Put what back in it's home Daughter: My booger. It's home is in my mouth. Me: Ew, don't do that. Daughter: But I like my boogers, they taste good
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You Made Me French

Daughter: “Ma, you made me french.” Me: “Wait what?” Daughter: “Your voice made me french.” Me: “Oh yeah?” Daughter: “Yeah, it scared me and made me french.” Me: “Oh! You mean flinch.”
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Hell is Bad

Son: I believe in Jesus and God, but I don't believe in Hell. Me: Why? Son: Because Jesus is good and Hell is bad. Good point, kid.
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Baby Boobies

Son  - You look scary Daughter - Im not scared of Annabelle Son - Shes not scary. YOU creep me out Daughter - Do I even look scary? Son- Yeah. Your boobies are scary Daughter - I only have baby boobies
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Closets

This Morning At Our House: One kid is in my clothes closet pretending it's a recording studio. The other kid fit herself into the towel closet and is playing learning games on my iPad completely in the dark. 
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